Albert Birney Movies

Gene spends his days canvassing about childhood obesity. One day he canvasses Titty, an emotionally-arrested 19-year-old who has successfully sued...

A lonely cowboy attempts to enter a nice house. He is successful.

A short sketch film about Peter watching a "funny gorilla video" on the Internet.

A fly can't seem to catch a break from the buzz of apartment life in his bug filled city.

A security guard in an empty building in a big city finds herself overcome with loneliness. She turns to an unlikely source to find a companion:...

Short film about the unfortunate consequences of an older gentleman dragging the "My Computer" desktop shortcut on his computer to the trash.

Hi. I'm glad you're here. I don't get too many visitors these days. But I'm not lonely.

Actors from Craigslist audition for a film by reading spam emails from a teleprompter. Three are cast: A Dancer, A Chef, and A Milkmaid. Is this...

The quiet life of an old man.

Sylvio is just your ordinary gorilla trying to live a simple life. When his stomach starts rumbling, Sylvio takes drastic measures to try and get...

You close your eyes. And you see them.

The family has all gathered for Grandpa's birthday. But what do they do when Grandpa falls down dead in the cake? This black comedy explores death...

Bones provide structure and support for the body, but did you know they're also a great workout tool? Don't believe me? Come on down to the bone gym...

Off Key, In Harmony is a short touching portrayal of the Pennine Camphill Community, an educational institution and farm community for adolescents...

Sylvio is just an ordinary gorilla trying to live a simple life. When a nasty virus starts living in Sylvio's belly he uses a radical new medical...

revenge is sweet. Music by Esquivel ("Malagueña" by Ernesto Lecuona)

A feral prophet of gutter wisdom takes the viewer on a walking tour along the periphery of an American city while offering a frenetic retelling of...